im back....like a heart attack

ok...im done ripping on dewayne. im leaving all of that up though cuz i think it was pretty funny.


this is for lisa cuz i was bored.


1. ONE WISH? For more wishes so that I could wish for a wallet that doesn’t run out of money, to live forever and to not ever need to sleep again (I don’t know that I really need to wish for that one though…im almost there)

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I love to fight…whats that mean?

3. WHAT'S ARE YOUR FEARS? questions

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I never ate them if that’s what youre asking

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? OMG…laguna beach is so the most totally un-scripted show I have ever see….OOOOMMMMMGGGGGG

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Do you want me to?

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Im a cute everything forever

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Im not too fond of it, but it seems to like me

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Pink mostly

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. it never really crossed my mind either

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Heck yes. It was at this ghetto place in Wisconsin. The cool part was not knowing if you would even life through the ride up

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? billions

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Not bartlett

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Depends on how bored I am

15. CAN YOU SWIM? I joined the swim team my junior year and totally kicked ass. Go me

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? has a chicken ever laid an egg on mars? Probably not, but I saw the movie.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? Its all BS we’re fine.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? ask lil' kim….then she’ll show you how she makes a sprite can disappear in her mouth

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Nope. Don’t really want to either

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yea…once for 18 hours. I <3 planes

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? I was for 7 years.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Fuck that…mechanical pencils all the way

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? i <3 dead animals.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Are chickens ever gonna lay eggs on mars? probably

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It works for me

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? nothing

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"? I don’t think I have ever used the letter U as a word

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? If youre retarded

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Never been to one, but I don’t cry so im going to go with no

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over medium

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? No more than any other girl… OOOOO. Im so funny. But I guess it depends on the blonde

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? idk i haven't worn socks in the past few years… love is sandals even in the 8” of Chicago snow

33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 11:59am.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? sexy

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? no

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? 20 minutes ago…I put a dvd burner in mine. Haha. Its sweet

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? As real as the easter bunny

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Only by girls of non-relation

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? nope

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? heroin

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? creamy.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Busta rhymes says break yo neck

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? It wasn’t moving, but I was on one after a car accident when I was like….eight

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Depends on what you are trying to be

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Like bricks

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Depends on the day

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Lets just say I wouldn’t trade it for a BPJ sandwich

51. LIQUOR OR BEER? How bout for those of us who don’t drink the fire water?

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I knew you were gonna ask that….

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? no…but I heard a book report on it in 9th grade. I have no interest in it

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Not well…

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? I guess… ive not given people change from something. But that’s my fee for getting you stuff

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Yea…totally. I broke my wrist my 1st time. It was sweet. Only bone ive ever broken. It was fun

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Its fun on occasion

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? No way

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? In a young girls heart…

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I don’t like animals (remember? I<3 dead animals?)

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Its hard to not believe in something that is 100% real

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Maybe on the moon

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Mistakes to date : zero

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? The Chicago land area hasn’t been not hot in infinity days

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? mcdonalds

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? On my knees

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? No… 

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? all of them they take up my tv show time. (agreed)

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? never

70. DO YOU SNORE? not that i know of.

71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Mike jones – back then hahahaha whats that monkey saying at the beginning of the song?!?!